I’m Kristi Keller, the original Substack Virtual Assistant (est 2023), serving hundreds of Substack writers.
For those of you who don’t know me, I’ve been helping people explore their wild side for some time now, over at Wildhood Wanted. That’s my main publication, which serves as social proof that I’m here as a writer and your peer, FIRST.
Two things you should know upfront:
I’m not a Substack guru.
I’m not a Substack coach.
I’m your ally, and I want you to achieve exactly what you came to Substack for, whether it's a massive media empire or an intimate space for your poetry.
Your writing goals are VALID, and behind-the-scenes tedium is collateral damage you shouldn’t have to deal with! Let’s just say I love fiddling with details. Thank your lucky stars that somebody does, because Substack is riddled with little bits and pieces!
It doesn’t take long to find gurus all over Substack, coaching writers on how to amass thousands of subscribers. But nobody seems to be offering to do the grunt work behind the scenes….until now.
MY TOP REASONS FOR VIRTUALLY ASSISTING OTHER SUBSTACK WRITERS:
I have the patience of a saint and a Tetris-like fetish for tidiness and organization of online spaces.
I want Substack writers to succeed at writing…NOT at becoming their own administrative slaves.
I wanted a job I could do in sweatpants. << Most Important.
I asked around and Substack writers answered. Nobody loves doing chores!
I don’t want any of us to feel intimidated or bogged down with backend work that inevitably needs to get done.
On TV, remote virtual assistants pack up their dogs and move to the Bahamas. I can get behind that.
Here’s why you should subscribe:
First and foremost, it sucks when you find a great Substack that offered you a fabulous tip, and then you forget which Substack it is, so you lose it forever.
Second, I offer extremely high-value tips for Substackers. Need proof? Look at the incredibly high engagement on these posts:
🟧 How To Stop Feeling Awkward About Asking Readers To Pay You
🟧 The Simplest Thing That Brought Me 480 Subscribers In One Month
🟧 Don’t Be Surprised When People Aren’t Supporting Your Work
The truth is, I’m not here to bog down your inbox, but I am here to let you know that help has arrived!
If you’re STILL on the fence? Here’s what your fellow Substackers are saying:








